Fun Word Surgery – Wordgery (TM) Part 1

Wordgery™ Fun-To-Perform Surgery on Words 

wordgery: a process or procedure whereby a letter, portion of a word, or portion of a phrase is intentionally altered to reveal a new, often humorous, word or phrase. 

• Igoraphobia – a fear of lab assistants
• Hypopension – underpaid
• Hyperpension – overpaid
• Hyperpensive crisis – thinking too much
• Ascetic acid – recreational substance popularized in the ’60’s by those seeking a higher state
• Zenzyme – substances within all living things that account for their interconnectedness – referred to by Master Yoda as “The Force”.
• Acrocentric – the tendency for orthopedic and osteopathic physicians to relate every medical condition to bones and joints
• Pension Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder – overworked and underpaid
  

  …More to come. Vist the Wordgery section of Shop GiggleMed. 

  Got some of your own? Post them in the comments below… (no copyrighted material, and we can do with them whatever we want)