Laugh Your Gluteus Off? Doctors and Nurses Write the Darnest Things
Chart Farts® are Medical Bloopers from Actual Hospital Charts
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Here’s a small sample:
“We will watch her diarrhea closely”… (Whatever floats your boat, Doc.)
“He denies any rectal breeding”… (How in the world did they ask about that?)
On discharge instructions: “Drink plenty of urine”… (More proof that hospital food should be avoided at all costs.)
Indication for flex sig – “blood when whipping himself”… (If you bleed when you do that, then don’t do that.)
Order “Please feed patient only when awake.”… (I’m glad that that’s clarified.)
We have thousands… Get about 6-to-10 Chart Farts® in one email every two weeks:
“The patient will remain hospitalized until the day of discharge”… (A lifetime of schooling to get a knack for the obvious.)
“He had surgery for an unbiblical hernia”… (Prophesied in the scrolls of old.)
“Seashore disorder”… (That would be “seizure”. I’m sure you learned about seizures in nursing school.)
and much more…
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