Medical Malapropisms (Chart Farts) by Email

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Here’s a small sample:

• “We will watch her diarrhea closely”… (Whatever floats your boat, Doc.)

• “He denies any rectal breeding”… (How in the world did they ask about that?)

• On discharge instructions: “Drink plenty of urine”… (More proof that hospital food should be avoided at all costs.)

• Indication for flex sig – “blood when whipping himself”… (If you bleed when you do that, then don’t do that.)

• Order “Please feed patient only when awake.”… (I’m glad that that’s clarified.)

• “The patient will remain hospitalized until the day of discharge”… (A lifetime of schooling to get a knack for the obvious.)

• “He had surgery for an unbiblical hernia”… (Prophesied in the scrolls of old.)

• “Seashore disorder”… (That would be “seizure”. I’m sure you learned about seizures in nursing school.)

• and much more…

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