More Chart Farts ® – Funny Medical Errors
It’s that time of month again… Let me rephrase that… Here’s another set of funny charting errors for you laugh about. Chart Farts® (: real stuff. real charts :)
- Indication for a CT: hypothesis
- Hispanic disorder has been stable here in the hospital.
- Admission weight = 832 lbs, Today’s weight = 81 Kg
- S/P condroversion
- Anti-stranded double DNA
- XRay report: Findings were compatible with the patient’s nurse
- Admission weight: 109 Kg Today’s weight: 11 Kg
- I know all about that alcohol, my father and my brother had the DDTs
- ER Chief Complaint: sterilization
- Mental status improved after discontinuing the sitter
- Chief complaint: Can’t hold water
- Prior arrest for sectional misconduct
- Fly-like symptoms
- Patient unable to sing
- I’m afraid to die of beeties.
- History of stool in his blood
- ROS: See patient for full details
- Would prefer Rocephin instead of cannolones
- Mediastentitis
- Integrilin drip for the next 3 months
- horniated disk
- trichomorass
- She is actually hacking the secretions from her throat mainly
- ICU Intern note: flesh pulmonary edema
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