Things You Should Never Say to a Pregnant Woman

Here’s a sample from GiggleMed’s funny list of Things You Should Never Say to a Pregnant Woman

  • You might want to get off of that thing, I think there’s weight limit
  • Did you ever see Alien?
  • I see swollen people
  • I’m sure you’re having a boy… Women become much more beautiful when they’re having girls
  • When can I come by for the placenta?
  • Pregnant?! How did that happen?
  • For you, the puffy and edematous look is quite becoming.
  • You really shouldn’t complain so much… There are some species of salamanders that can remain pregnant for up to 38 months.
  • Are you sure you’re only nine months pregnant?
  • It is amazing how closely your ankles resemble the trunk of this one tree in my front yard.
  • I’ll betcha I can hold my urine longer than you
  • It looks like you only have one more month to go
  • Yeah, but it’s a good kind of fat
  • As soon as you give birth, these are the days you’ll miss
  • Did you see that documentary on elephant seals last night?
  • So… you must be having twins
  • Did they say it was human?
  • It was an inney before, wasn’t it?

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